Optimists Cricket Club

 
CLOSET GROUNDSMEN OF THE WORLD, NOW is the time to rise up against the evil oppressors of our work. TOGETHER we can make a difference. We can make the world a better place, or at least the cricket ground.

Brother Graham has shown the way - witness this magnificent piece of machinery recently obtained from our dear bretheren in the UK. A fully operational cylinder mower, with a 5bhp Briggs & Stratton four-stroke engine and a ride-on roller at the back. Oh what joy, what emotion, when he turned up at the ground yesterday evening, with the mower lovingly cradled in his trailer.

The first test runs were successful, as to be expected, as this is our future, our DESTINY. All you closet groundsmen of Luxembourg, join us in taking ground maintenance to the next level. We must fight the evil oppressors, those who believe that grass is just grass and not the root of all happiness.

ALL HAIL BROTHER GRAHAM for his vision, his drive, his committment to the cause.

Waltom Hath